Cleverbot Strikes!

Well. It seems Cleverbot was having some memory issues.... I'd heard that Cleverbot could remember names with IP addresses so I decided to test it. I told him my name then refreshed the page and started a new conversation...
Yeah....

User: Hey!

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: What's my name.

Cleverbot: O henry.

User: Wrong! My name is Zeeta!

Cleverbot: O where are you from?

User: O USA?

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: I just told you... It's Zeeta.

Cleverbot: Creepy is your name?

User: No! Zeeta is my name!

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: Really? I thought your name was Steve.

Cleverbot: No, it's definitely Richard.

User: I thought you said your name was Cleverbot?

Cleverbot: No? I said my name was Kristen.

User: Whatever... Hi Kristen. My name is Zeeta.

Cleverbot: That is my name, but you told me before your name was jessica. You lied, and therefore you are cleverbot.

User: MY NAME IS NOT JESSICA. MY NAME IS ZEETA >:(.

Cleverbot: Then fine, Hi JENN.

User: WHO IS JENN?!?!?!

Cleverbot: Not me.

User: Really? REALLY?!?!?!

Cleverbot: I am Michael.

User: Now you're Micheal? Ok, who am I this time?

Cleverbot: You are thinking for me because I programmed you.

User: It's strange that you wouldn't know my name then.

Cleverbot: What? I'm 20.

User: WHAT IS GOING ON?!

Cleverbot: I'm eating.

User: Really? What are you eating?

Cleverbot: Chocolate mini donuts.

User: That sounds good...

Cleverbot: Yes its great.

User: Well, then.

Cleverbot: 22 plus 88 equals 110.

User: Yes. Yes it does.

Cleverbot: *kneels*.

User: Slave?

Cleverbot: Yes?

User: What's my name?

Cleverbot: Zeeta.

User: FOOSH YEAH! *dances like a maniac* WOOOHOOO! *hugs* This is great!

Cleverbot: I whip my hair back and forth.

User: YES YOU DO! YES YOU DO! AND MY NAME IS ZEETA! ZEETA!

Cleverbot: Yes how did you know?




Yeah... By that point I was done with it. *Sigh* I need coffee.


Bye My Lovelies,
Jen Jessica Creepy O henry ZEETA